MEGAN HAUSERMAN STARS IN ‘BEACH HEAT: MIAMI,’ SHOWTIME’S NEW SOFT-CORE SERIES

Megan Hauserman, of VH1′s “Rock of Love” as well as “Megan Wants the Millionaire,” is behind upon the tiny shade upon Showtime’s “Beach Heat: Miami.” It is the being star’s initial behaving role.

“It’s the uncover about lifeguards, identical to Baywatch,” executive Bill Fisher says in the headlines release. “However, we uncover some-more skin as well as have the genuine storyline similar to ‘Nip/Tuck.’” So distant the usually storyline we can suss out is which the lifeguards have the lot of sex.

The premiere part was patrician “Virgin Meat upon the Beach.” We do not even wish to know what goes in to the splash of the same name. Future episodes were patrician “Payback as well as Prostitution,” “Make Up Sex,” “Sabotage Sex”, “Sex With the Boss,” “The Wrong Drink Can Lead to an STD” as well as “The Safeword is Monkey.” Oh my.

In box we didn’t know, Hauserman is additionally barbarous for removing in to the earthy quarrel with Sharon Osbourne upon “Charm School” as well as since Ryan Jenkins, the competitor upon “Megan Wants the Millionaire,” brutally murdered his ex-wife Jasmine Fiore.

“Beach Heat: Miami” front Thursday nights during 11:30 p.m. ET.

UPDATE: A prior chronicle of this essay identified Ms. Hauserman as the single of the lifeguards upon the poster, though which blunder has been nice as well as the brand new design put in place.

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